MY PUKING DIARY

I PUKED AT..
10am to 3pm
3.35pm
3.52pm
4.01pm
4.05pm

SERIOUSLY, DE TOILETBOWL AND I ARE DE BEST OF FRENS NOW.
WE SPENT ONE ENTIRE DAY TOGETHER!
MY TOILET FLUSHING SYSTEM IS GOING TO EXPLODE FROM MY CONSTANT FLUSHING.
MY THROAT HURTS LIK HELL.
I NEED AN AMBULANCE.